WAN MUHAMMAD ARIFF

Now, I'm got my own ePortfolio.

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break. The first surgeon said, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second surgeon said, "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The third surgeon responded, "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." Then the fourth doctor interceded, "I prefer lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and their butts are interchangeable." To which the fifth surgeon, who had been quietly listening to the conversation, replied, "I like engineers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."

Buat pertama kalinya aku ber"studyweek" di bumi UTM yang bersergam indah...hak4..bunga2 gitu..29Dec hingga 2Jan bermulalah ketegangan urat2 saraf otakku yang selama nie xpernahku rasa...cukuplah pengalaman yang ku timba pada sem1 nie mengajar ak tuk mengharungi sem² yang mendatang...

Final examination is around the corner. Di sini saya ingin berterima kasih kepada Puan Fatimah Syam yang telah mengajar dan membuka minat saya terhadap subjek teori litar. Untuk kawan², all the best buat kalian. Sesungguhnya Allah tidak akan mengubah nasib sesuatu kaum itu sehingga mereka sendiri mengubah nasib mereka.

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